do you ever just want to slap a child with a science text book

do you ever just want to slap a child with a science text book

marblooxia:

neopets what the fuck

marblooxia:

neopets what the fuck

HAJI THAT SECOND ONE IS A MERPYRE OH MY GOD

OH JESUS CHRIST WEENIE WAS RIGHT. I AM SO HAPPY I COULD SAVE IT BEFORE PASSING OUT MY EFFORTS WERE NOT IN VAIN.

That is so primal groudon and primal kyogre

i think it’s supposed to be anifan’s ocs, or rather, that’s what weenie thinks. sub thinks it’s a mermaid that is a mawile on top and a dewgong on bottom.

both of them are probably right.

it could also be someone on fire.

there’s no facial features on the first one.

apparently i managed to save these as sai files and i just

the file names are

 ez4repryter1.png

and

 xzdgcx.png

i have no idea what these are supposed to be

You know, the internet sells dragon dicks. It's weird, but they'd make an interesting centrepiece in a home.
Anonymous

they’d also make an interesting centerpiece in da butt.

but i also agree with you. as long as no one identifies it as a bad dragon dildo because let’s be real, bad dragon prolly has the best selection.

Is that mega axel y

i think it’s supposed to be ginger. i was too wasted save cassandra although i think i tried.

Ye there was this character who always wore a leather jacket and his chin wouldn't quit. It was an Alex Turner face claim demon. He was one of those mysterious douchebag cliches.

that is so much of neopets i can’t even remember but the chin thing i do remember for some reason.

the file names are:

fgnier.png

and

'J54.png

It was when you guys were going through that guild with all the people that went to a school and they all had pet dragons

oh jesus i don’t even remember who we talked about. OH! the unnecessarily long petpage comes to mind and also i think i mentioned someone with a chin that won’t quit?

that’s it.

also i should post whatever drunk art i managed to actually save.

youresobittericantasteit:

hay anyone on tumblr from ye olde neopets remember someone named xigbar in the role play forums. if so send a message 2 me cuz i wanna see if i can find any oldbies from the old days.

youresobittericantasteit:

hay anyone on tumblr from ye olde neopets remember someone named xigbar in the role play forums. if so send a message 2 me cuz i wanna see if i can find any oldbies from the old days.

I left my story I hope I did it right

it was a wonderful story. i wonder if ginger remembers this. i will ask her

During the live stream Drunk!Ginger wanted to know how dragons did the do and we decided dragons are asexual

i don’t remember this wtf. hell yeah asexual dragons.

okay so here’s the thing. i got so fucking wasted that i cannot remember if the livestream saved or not, or what even really happened other than i kept passing out and also tried to run a dungeon while in that state of mind.

please leave your stories into the askbox.

i am aware that the stream did stop suddenly. but it was because running tera killed livestream and then the internet died but i was too fucked up to reset it.

can’t wait to do a drunk stream again but i am not going to get that drunk again.

-haji

these better be trolls or i will be leaving planet earth

these better be trolls or i will be leaving planet earth