i think i told this on aone of your streams before but i remember this one time this guy showed up on a rp between me and a friend and somehow got away with telling this story of this guy cutting a fetus out of a pregnant lady (he was banned fairly quickly, but not fast enough for him to post a large portion of that story)
Anonymous

oh my god

they didnt even spell the las in las vegas right

"fuck spelling" - haji 2k14

Check out where Lawyerbot was last spotted.

THEY KNOW

manic-subsidal:

uhm
queenofslorgs:

can you believe this board still isn’t locked 

this is not the first time pregnancy and delivery has happened on the boards. anyone remember when someone actually roleplayed delivering a child on the rp boards?because i do

queenofslorgs:

can you believe this board still isn’t locked 

this is not the first time pregnancy and delivery has happened on the boards. anyone remember when someone actually roleplayed delivering a child on the rp boards?

because i do

I asked a friend who lives in Vegas about that person claiming to be a Bar Tender. Indeed they are lying. As for the whole "PROUD ONE DIRECTION HATER!" Thing. All I can say is. "Congrats kid, but I am fresh out of gold star stickers". FanClubs Boards are pretty bad as the Newbies board. PRetty sure a real Bart Tender has better things to do than hate on pop music and celebrities.

i cannot reasonably fathom why any establishment would risk a liquor license for some smarmy 15 year old.

not to mention the liability insurance or workman’s comp would astronomical. shit and child labor laws.

no working past 10pm for you, sorry i don’t make the rules. maybe if you get a letter from your parents and your place of work, you can be out until 11.

maybe


This person pretty much has made a fuck a ton of accounts now. They lost their Rick account and continue to make more. However…
"15 and works as a bartender in Las Vegas". I smell bullshit.

debunk time
wow now idk about other states, but at least in the state of new jersey, if you are under the age of being to purchase a thing, you cannot sell the thing.
i couldn’t get a job at a movie theater because you have to be at least 17 to sell an r-rated movie ticket because you have to be at least 17 to see an r-rated movie. 19 to sell cigarettes. 21 for alcohol. idk why vegas would be any different but hey, it’s vegas.
also for the record, and i just looked this up, contrary to popular belief, prostitution is illegal in las vegas, as it is a part of clark county, which is one of the counties where prostitution is illegal.
doesn’t stop it from happening, but yeah it’s not legal.
also for the record, legal age for being a prostitute is 21 in all legal counties except for two (where the age is 18), the brothels are strictly regulated
please don’t hate on people for how they look. clearly you are 15, and if you are indeed a bartender, you lied about your age and i hope nothing too bad happens to you.
i’ll give you a couple years to get your attitude together. just because you don’t like someone, doesn’t mean you should call them a pig, especially since selena gomez has done nothing to you, and miley cyrus is a fucking human being with feelings.
as is justin beiber, but he’s a very rude child who let fame get to his head. he is old enough to account for the terrible things and gross disrespect he’s responsible for.
also this is probably either an ignorant child trying to be edgy, or an ignorant child with is in legal standing who is a total troll.
either way, i learned something new and so did you.

This person pretty much has made a fuck a ton of accounts now. They lost their Rick account and continue to make more. However…

"15 and works as a bartender in Las Vegas". I smell bullshit.

debunk time

wow now idk about other states, but at least in the state of new jersey, if you are under the age of being to purchase a thing, you cannot sell the thing.

i couldn’t get a job at a movie theater because you have to be at least 17 to sell an r-rated movie ticket because you have to be at least 17 to see an r-rated movie. 19 to sell cigarettes. 21 for alcohol. idk why vegas would be any different but hey, it’s vegas.

also for the record, and i just looked this up, contrary to popular belief, prostitution is illegal in las vegas, as it is a part of clark county, which is one of the counties where prostitution is illegal.

doesn’t stop it from happening, but yeah it’s not legal.

also for the record, legal age for being a prostitute is 21 in all legal counties except for two (where the age is 18), the brothels are strictly regulated

please don’t hate on people for how they look. clearly you are 15, and if you are indeed a bartender, you lied about your age and i hope nothing too bad happens to you.

i’ll give you a couple years to get your attitude together. just because you don’t like someone, doesn’t mean you should call them a pig, especially since selena gomez has done nothing to you, and miley cyrus is a fucking human being with feelings.

as is justin beiber, but he’s a very rude child who let fame get to his head. he is old enough to account for the terrible things and gross disrespect he’s responsible for.

also this is probably either an ignorant child trying to be edgy, or an ignorant child with is in legal standing who is a total troll.

either way, i learned something new and so did you.

Hello it is Friday where is the livestream
Anonymous

hello it is saturday and friday was a break day. maybe if you’re good, we can have a stream tomorrow night because in the us it is labor day on monday

-haji

manic-subsidal:

so tempted to be a dick

manic-subsidal:

so tempted to be a dick

rebecca-nsb:

This kind of sounds like a Jaden Smith tweet to be honest.

rebecca-nsb:

This kind of sounds like a Jaden Smith tweet to be honest.

rebecca-nsb:

The title was misleading.

rebecca-nsb:

The title was misleading.

manic-subsidal:

i live to make myself laugh with my stupid jokes

i actually feel really bad for her, everyone’s so mean

uim so fucing drunk rithg niwo whens the neect steeam
Anonymous

no idea my lovely drunken anon. although typically we shoot for fridays 11pm-12 am est

-ven

looool om so drnuk right now did anyoenf of you liek have feelings fro each oterh lol god kill me es
Anonymous

i’m friendship gay for all the mods does that count

-ven

bunnyneo:

imageBori!! This one has a lot of candy but I think that’s ok because sometimes cakes have lots of sweets on them!! * u *